i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
We need to get me chipped asap
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
I have betrayed my no carb ways & I can feel it.
Embrace it. Come over to the dark side. I'll feed you muffins while stroking your hair.
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