i just made my gag reflex go away.
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
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You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
EVERY guy that's EVER been in my vagina has texted me tonight for a booty call. Narrow it down to the greatest hits or just work in timeline order?
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There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize