Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
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Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
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I want an apology pizza with SORRY IM A DOUCHE spelled out on it in pepperoni
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
We're going to watch the inauguration and fuck. Or fuck and watch the inauguration, I'm not picky, just get your ass over here by ten.
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