Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
i hope you realize that ur overconfidence only gave me one orgasm out of all the times we had sex. that's like a 1% success rate. u might wanna rethink how amazing you are.
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
I'm sorry I kept calling last night when you wouldn't pick up. I'm REALLY sorry I sang "You Oughta Know" on more than 4 voice mails.
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
As an added realisation of today. If we used the last time I got laid as a conceiving date I would have a two week old baby. It's been too long...
Remember when we used to go to the bathroom to do drugs together? Now it's to help you with your spanx.
Jesus horatio Christ I forgot my mittens and am considering shoving my hands down the pants of the first semi attractive man I see
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
I told my mom that I was just gonna go check the mail. It's been 19 hours, and I woke up in a hot tub covered in chocolate, with a text from her sayin "have fun sweetie"
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