I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
I have surprise drugs for everyone
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got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
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Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
What shade of lipstick clearly states, I'm only attending this wedding for the drugs and groomsmen?
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
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