brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
Her roommate texted her and told her that her cat died. Now she's double-fisting bottles of wine while howling and wailing her dead cat's name. Not how I pictured this booty call.
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tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
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He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
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