We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
i can't believe i haven't brushed my teeth. and i just kissed my grandma. I'm going to hell.
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
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