oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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