you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
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i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
you were trying to convince me that you weren't drunk by grabbing my shoulders, looking deeply into my eyes and saying "i can see your sparkle"
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
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We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
Sooooooo Your wife and your girlfriend are making cat noises at one another via text
You’re sleeping on my couch so you’re not making dick appointments tonight
Wakes up in a cold sweat at 3am, 136 unread messages and the preview on the notification is "I JUST GOT TO THE INCEST PART"
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