Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
just found out I caught the bouquet at the wedding. I win for being the drunkest yet most functional bridesmaid.
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
Please tell me that SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, has created a drink called a 'Tequila Mockingbird'. PLEASE.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
i think we sleep fucked last night...
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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