Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
I put an asterick after the names of people in my phone that I've fucked. Both as a form of bragging, and also so I can actually remember all their names.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
I can't be 100% sure of this but I think tonight was the first time I told a middle aged woman holding a baby to go fuck herself
Come over. I have beer, your weird ass vegan pizza, and a raging hard on.
Marry me.
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
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