i feel like barbie the morning after an elton john party
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
Hi,\n\nYou left your underwear in my Uber. Thanks and bye.
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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