their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
I told my boyfriend my favorite food was strawberry poptarts, now my email inbox is getting spammed with nude pics of him with his dick in a poptart box..
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
I just elbowed a roll of wrapping paper, and said “ohh sorry”. I’m still drunk.
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