It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
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I'm all about sex. But even I know there will be a time to retire my junk. And that will be my 40th birthday, or whenever I'm hideous
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
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Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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