I think I just saw someone hide a body.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
Sudden realization: I dumped him because he was too immature, yet I am the one who moved back into my parent's basement post-breakup.
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
the intervention consisted of my aunt taking me to chuck-e-cheezs and telling me that this was my future - either as a mom or as a waitress - unless i stopped fucking around.
did she buy you pizza?
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
The power of my boobs compel you
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
That chick keeps sending eggplant emojis
Welcome to dating in the digital age. Better catch up now that you’re divorced
and eggplant is code for penis. It means she’s DTF. Go get her tiger!!!
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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