I love watching others lives come down to our level.
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
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I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
This will be the 3rd time you have blacked out and lost your phone only to have some kind stranger find it, charge it, call me, then mail it back to you. Your luck amazes me...
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
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Yes, you can glue plastic eyes to my dick and take pictures while I'm asleep. If you tell anyone I said you could do that Ima fight you.
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
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