New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
You know, you have a good excuse now if you have a poor performance. Just say "what do you expect? I took a paintball to the DICK!!"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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