You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
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