great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
Dude, I totally just put a lit lighter to my hand for 10 seconds
How much beer did you get for it?
One ice cold coors, but those mountains lied
I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
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officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
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max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
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