Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
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He looked down at his phone and screamed "I'M NOT A DAD!" and then bought the entire bar a round
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
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I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
I folded my dollar bills into mustaches in preparation for our trip to the strip club
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
Sex in the backyard? Check.
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
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