eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
So I have to send you an email about my weekend, heretofore referred to as The Perfect Weekend. Wherein I have lots of awesome sex with a guy with THE MOST AMAZING BODY.
I look forward to this email. I will respond with, Condoms and Creepers: The Adventures of Online Dating.
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
We fucked, she finished, high fived me, the pulled a celebratory pack of gushers out of her purse for each of us. I'm going to marry your sister dude.
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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