We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
Stop bringing these fucking whores home with you. If I have to fight over the remote with a bleach blonde idiot wanting to watch the hills reruns one more time I'm pissing in your shampoo.
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
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is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
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BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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