Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
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This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
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I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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