Ben affleck wants to be a US senator. Just thought you would puke with me
hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
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He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
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Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
That tingly feeling you're experiencing in your lady parts is my mustache. All the ladies of America are waking up feeling the same thing. You're welcome.
The three of us were sitting silently in my dining room at 4:30 am, half drunk, eating cold spaghetti and listining to death metal. I need a fucking cigarette.
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