She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
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the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
He was supposed to visit me tonight but he decided to stop in Tacoma so now I'm sitting on my bed naked eating oranges and candy corn while I watch Parks and Rec.
Now I have to hook up with him tomorrow DURING THE DAY.
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
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Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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