I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
did you just send me my own nude
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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