There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
Randomize
