She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
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almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
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He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
So when's a good time this week to show up at your apartment in nothing but a trench coat and a bow? Y'know. Hypothetically.
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
The cat just brought me a bottle opener. I think she's my soulmate.
I'd ask how but then you'd tell me.
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