I was born with a shot glass in my hand
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
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I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
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Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
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