At least make sure they are 18
Why
I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
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