Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
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Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
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i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
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