3:40 am: you never wrote back on my facebook wall
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
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