How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
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