I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
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I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
I'm still not sure if it was intentional, but the chiropractor definitely cradled his balls on my shoulder. He even seemed to adjust the sack for comfort. I think I should be flattered. He is a doctor, after all..
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I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
He just kept going down on me. And he was all like, do you mind? No motha fucka, who would? All of his ex's, apparently. Whatever, he's a gem and I'm keeping him.
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