Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
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It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
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Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
I'm tempted to randomly yell out 'SO HOW IS YOUR UNDERAGE GIRLFRIEND' but that would be callous
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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