I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
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90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
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Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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