Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
Febreezed myself at a stop light on the way to the IRS office. Judgmental glare from some old lady in the car next to me, thumbs up from her husband.
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
Dude, we got to the strip club as they were closing, and you starting crying because, and I quote, "This is the closest to birthday sex I'm gonna get."
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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