i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
Jesus wouldn't steal pop tarts. So why did you?
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
He asked me where I wanted it. I told him in the condom. He stops mid thrust and says "you're no fun" and then blew. Chivalry is semi dead.
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
Randomize
