you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
Randomize
