Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
I'm at a party watching some dude try to eat a whole package of Oreos in 5 minutes.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
It's like I'm tryna ride my horse through dennis quaid’s vineyard
That's a sexy sentence
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
I just woke up on the floor with an empty handle in one hand and a piece of my ceiling in the other. #classy
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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