she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
note to self, drunkenly bedazzeling the silverware was a stupid fucking idea
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I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
The uberlube is also flammable
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
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She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
Do you ever go take a shit and end up sitting on the toilet for like 45 minutes wondering what the fuck you're doing with your life?
Everyday my friend, everyday.
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
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