Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
I was wondering if I fell or perhaps got hit by a truck, then I remembered, it's cause I did a splits contest at the bar
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
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