i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
I think my vagina is haunted
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
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I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
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