You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
I'm chasing vodka with french fries.
just took a cab, driver just asked what i'd been drinking- i said vodka, he said "can't do vodka-drunk, it makes me feel like i'm giving birth to myself" ...no comment
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
Are my feet made of real feet?
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
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