I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
I cagt a turtle and named him squirt. He's in my bathtub Caleb is feeding me peaches! This is the most beautiful vodka Thursday ever!
My professor just gave us a margarita recipe.
Why?
Because, and I quote, he "wants to give us the tools to succeed in life."
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
An outback commercial just played and I remembered that guy from Australia Imade out with at the Derby. Great Bachelorette Party, btw.
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
Verdict: uncircumcised.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
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