i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
sometimes i feel like my only option in life is to be drunk or be a cat. today i am drunk
When she introduced her friend to me I shook his hand and told him not to leave his ugly vest at my apartment in the morning. He took it off and bought me a shot.
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
So I guess I walked across campus with "pat my ass" in sharpie on my forehead.
You deserve it, you colossal cock block.
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