I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
Sooo, drunk me had the sense of mind to write down everything that happened last night.....I bet you thought you'd get away with what you did to my parrot.
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
Between the uncertainly of my bowels today, and the distance the bar is to my house, remember I am doing this for you and our mutual appreciation of alcoholism.
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
I feel like my foot is being amputated. Or maybe it's the vodka. I couldn't tell you.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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