the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
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Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
I've discovered that regular handcuff keys, sadly, do not work on real police handcuffs.
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
I tried to steal a Mike's Hard sign last night but it didn't work out
why what happened?
Well it was going fine.. until the bouncer noticed the three foot steel lemon sticking out of my jacket.
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I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.