Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
I swear to god little potato creatures live inside Belvedere bottles and claw at your throat as you swallow shots.
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
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