We're facebook friends in real life
Please, let me fuck your mom
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
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Woke up with a treasure map of my room stuck with sticky tape to my ceiling. followed it and found $75 with a note saying; "eat this if we're invaded"... I'm never getting stoned again
just took my abortion antibiotic with my martini. i no longer wonder how i got into this situation.
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
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And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
Drunkenly bought a $240 realtor course last night. Apparently even drunk me thinks my future is going nowhere
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
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