People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I dont know whether to be proud of myself for not driving, or being proud that i was so messed up I couldnt drive
i had the deer in headlights look when she walked in and i was digging in her hamper
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
You mistakenly try to piss in a cactus bush ONE TIME and are forever dubbed cactus ass
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
Randomize
