Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
Apparently I signed "I love you" on my bar tab last night.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
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People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
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the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
I just conveyed my whole sex life to my mom over voicemail. Anddd, I'm hammered.
Top night. Top night.
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
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