I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
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